WE BUYIN’ A HOME!
BOBBY: “Baby, I just got back from the mortgage broker…and…and get this...
baby…we buyin’ a home!”
BABY: “What?”
BOBBY: “That’s right baby we gonna be homeowners!”
BABY: “How’s that, baby?’
BOBBY: “Well, LeRoy the mortgage man told me that he got this loan program called the ARM.”
BABY: “The arm?”
BOBBY: “That’s right baby and da ARM is gonna give us a helpin’ hand.”
BABY: “How’s that?”
BOBBY: “Well, you know how home prices been goin’ up and up and we just been
missin’da boat?”
BABY: “Uh huh.”
BOBBY: “Well now, with this ARM, we gonna buy us a big ol’ house and it’s gonna cost us…get this baby…$1500 a month! Now, with me bringin’ in two and you brining in another one, we got that covered.”
BABY: “Yeah, I guess so.”
BOBBY: “Now, Leroy said that in a year or two, the payment might go up, but by then we’ll have over forty grand of “e-cutie.”
BABY: “E-cue what?”
BOBBY: “E-cutie”, baby. That means our money. ‘Cause prices got nowhere to go but up! And they taken us wit ‘em baby! Takin’ us wit ‘em! And you know the best part?”
BABY: “What?”
BOBBY: “We gonna take that forty grand out with a Hee-lock and refi into a con, go to
BABY: “Refi? What’s refi?”
BOBBY: “I don’t know baby, but LeRoy gonna help us into our new home! And the
...to be continued.
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